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Anthrocon 2008 Out of Context Quotes

A regular feature of our working a convention is the Out of Context Quotes list. These are things said in or around Con Operations during the weekend. Some are truly anonymous, ie, we don't know who said it. Some have had the names removed to protect the guilty. And some of the guilty just don't care.

I'll have a second batch in a few days, once I know who needs to be anonymized.

Unknown: “My ass is echoing”

Carol Gobeyn: “I have to go see my Willy.”
Rene Gobeyn: “You can dress them up, but you can’t take them out.”

Unknown: ”I get paid very well to beat men.”

Unknown: “Get on the radio and call me dirty names."

Joanne H: “I’m on the hotel, where do you want me?”
Grant M: “Where’s your room?”

Ann Passovoy waving threatening fan at fursuiter: “Be nice or Mommy smack.”

Conversation: 3 attendees, in 3rd floor elevator lobby. Elevator comes down, opens and is empty. Attendee 1: “Let’s get in, ride it down, and then back up.” He and attendee #2 get on elevator.
Attendee 3: “Don’t do that, they’ll just make you get off on the 1st floor.”
Attendee 1: “No they won’t.”
Sgt Steve (passing behind attendees 1 and 2): “Yes I will.”
Attendees 1 and 2 back out of elevator.

Unknown, to Furp: "Put the artificial penis back in your medical bag."

Unknown: “That’s the difference between eccentric and asshole”

Sgt. Steve: “You are so fucked.”
Tina: “Yeah, and not in the happy fun way either.”

Unknown: “Someone get Steve a Playboy, his testosterone is low.”

Skippy: “It’s really hard to the have a Man to Man conversation with a guy dressed like a Dingo”

Colin Lamb, by telephone from Florida: “I never thought I’d say this, but I’d rather be at Anthrocon.”

Gooch: “What’s with the obsession with the gloves?”
Steve: “Here… let me show you.” SNAP

Furp: “Now that I've worked with Doctor Bob, I've made him moan with pleasure…”

Furp (later): "All I can say is that when I made Doc [Bob] Passovoy moan in pleasure, I had both hands on him."

Heard in hallway: “Put your fingers underneath here and pull my face down.”

Furry: “Dude, can I ask you a question?”
Gerry: “Sure.”
Furry: “Are you Philipino?”
Gerry: “Yes.”
Furry: “Awesome! That’s six!”

Attendee, to nurse: “Wow, that was such good advice, keeping him over the toilet.”

Steve: “That wasn’t much foreplay, Dan.”
Dan: “I’ve been married a long time, I know where to push.”

Sgt Steve: “Why don’t you come over here and stick it in.”

Tina: “Anthrocon is kind of like childbirth. At the time, it’s difficult and painful. A year later, you’re enthusiastic again.”

Mike Garrison (to Sgt. Steve) “What are you good for?”
Furp: “I asked that question, and now I’m on antibiotics.”

Unknown: "I have to start drinking better scotch, cause this is younger than my wife."

Unknown: "Smacking him and porn are not mutually exclusive!"

Sgt Steve: "Within limits, it's good to get Uncle Kage excited."

From the cause of much of previous year's drama: "How come there's not as much drama this year?"

Unknown attendee: "Huskies are the new fox."

Anonymous (archly): "Is somebody's gaydar off?"
Staffer: "GEN-dar. GEN.dar."

Dan (referring to a tight-assed attendee): "What is that guy doing here?"
MarkO: "Converting from a tight end to wide receiver."

First-year staffer: "I got scratched by a couple of catgirls, but I couldn't tell what gender they were."
Kay: "Bad gaydar?"
Dan: "Bad GEN-dar. Bad GEN-dar."
Kay: "Think of it as a plate of pickles. Take the ones you like, leave the others alone."
Dan: "If there's a pickle, you probably don't want it."

Tina: "Where's a fucking riding crop when you need one?"

She: "I'm not drunk enough to do this."
He: "What are you drunk enough to do?"

Eric Long: "He either needed more to drink or better medication."

Someone describing Mach: "He's a jailhouse straight."

Comments

( 24 comments — Leave a comment )
hellebore
Jul. 4th, 2008 04:48 am (UTC)
Unknown attendee: "Huskies are the new fox."

damnit i know that one
scs_11
Jul. 4th, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)
Names, we want names!
bucktowntiger
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:28 pm (UTC)
The unknown attendee has successfully recited part of the Five Pillars of Furry. The Lead Shopwrecker approves of this knowledge.
hellebore
Jul. 6th, 2008 04:34 pm (UTC)
ok
valdyrfenris
Jul. 4th, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)
Lawl, I think the in-hallway one was me telling my friend/temp spotter how to readjust my head because I couldn't do it get the damn thing on right XD If it was a female voice, you have me to thank for forgetting to call my head my head, and calling it my face.
valdyrfenris
Jul. 4th, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)
Wow my English failed there. Sorry, ADHD.
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calicatmerlin
Jul. 4th, 2008 04:55 am (UTC)
LOL! Nice.
kanehusky
Jul. 4th, 2008 05:10 am (UTC)
"Huskies are the new fox."

I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.

And, I heard quite a few people saying that line.
tekfox
Jul. 4th, 2008 07:49 am (UTC)
Darn huskies trying to steal our reputations!

rebelsheart
Jul. 4th, 2008 11:01 am (UTC)
Yay for being a halfbreed who doesn't want the rep! ;)
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kanehusky
Jul. 6th, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
Huskies: Making life easier and more pleasurable for everyone!
kanehusky
Jul. 6th, 2008 04:06 pm (UTC)
You can keep any bad reps and we'll take the good ones! :P
bucktowntiger
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:30 pm (UTC)
As part of the Five Pillars of Furry, I posit that such is a good thing. Huskies IMO win just as much as foxes do.
kanehusky
Jul. 6th, 2008 04:07 pm (UTC)
Yay!

(But Huskies are better) ^_~
scs_11
Jul. 6th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
Gentlemen, gentlemen! Let's not have any ethnic wars, please.
sh_sareena
Jul. 4th, 2008 06:03 am (UTC)
Haha Im suprized the conversation between my husband and Jack Sparrow wasnt in here:

Lupus: "So what will it take to get a little captin in me?"
JS: "About 5 shots of rum, mate. ;)"
Lupus: ":o Ummm... Ok I wasnt expecting that."
scs_11
Jul. 4th, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
Oh man, if we'd heard that it would *so* be in the quote log. I'm going to pass it on.
dreamerwolf856
Jul. 4th, 2008 02:07 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha! Best post ever!
furlock_the_666
Jul. 4th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
Oh gods these are funny! The only one I remember hearing was "Huskies are the new fox."
mejeep
Jul. 5th, 2008 04:21 am (UTC)
Weren't you a guy the last time we met?

If you want to play with my tits, you'll have to wait for me to put them on.

Oh noes! I need to comb my arms!
gen_talon
Jul. 5th, 2008 03:23 pm (UTC)
Do I really want to know what Furp was up to?
anterus
Jul. 8th, 2008 05:07 pm (UTC)
If you have to ask that question, the answer is 'No.'
evil_dwagon
Jul. 18th, 2008 11:26 am (UTC)
This is *ME* we're talking about.
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