I'll have a second batch in a few days, once I know who needs to be anonymized.
Unknown: “My ass is echoing”
Carol Gobeyn: “I have to go see my Willy.”
Rene Gobeyn: “You can dress them up, but you can’t take them out.”
Unknown: ”I get paid very well to beat men.”
Unknown: “Get on the radio and call me dirty names."
Joanne H: “I’m on the hotel, where do you want me?”
Grant M: “Where’s your room?”
Ann Passovoy waving threatening fan at fursuiter: “Be nice or Mommy smack.”
Conversation: 3 attendees, in 3rd floor elevator lobby. Elevator comes down, opens and is empty. Attendee 1: “Let’s get in, ride it down, and then back up.” He and attendee #2 get on elevator.
Attendee 3: “Don’t do that, they’ll just make you get off on the 1st floor.”
Attendee 1: “No they won’t.”
Sgt Steve (passing behind attendees 1 and 2): “Yes I will.”
Attendees 1 and 2 back out of elevator.
Unknown, to Furp: "Put the artificial penis back in your medical bag."
Unknown: “That’s the difference between eccentric and asshole”
Sgt. Steve: “You are so fucked.”
Tina: “Yeah, and not in the happy fun way either.”
Unknown: “Someone get Steve a Playboy, his testosterone is low.”
Skippy: “It’s really hard to the have a Man to Man conversation with a guy dressed like a Dingo”
Colin Lamb, by telephone from Florida: “I never thought I’d say this, but I’d rather be at Anthrocon.”
Gooch: “What’s with the obsession with the gloves?”
Steve: “Here… let me show you.” SNAP
Furp: “Now that I've worked with Doctor Bob, I've made him moan with pleasure…”
Furp (later): "All I can say is that when I made Doc [Bob] Passovoy moan in pleasure, I had both hands on him."
Heard in hallway: “Put your fingers underneath here and pull my face down.”
Furry: “Dude, can I ask you a question?”
Furry: “Are you Philipino?”
Furry: “Awesome! That’s six!”
Attendee, to nurse: “Wow, that was such good advice, keeping him over the toilet.”
Steve: “That wasn’t much foreplay, Dan.”
Dan: “I’ve been married a long time, I know where to push.”
Sgt Steve: “Why don’t you come over here and stick it in.”
Tina: “Anthrocon is kind of like childbirth. At the time, it’s difficult and painful. A year later, you’re enthusiastic again.”
Mike Garrison (to Sgt. Steve) “What are you good for?”
Furp: “I asked that question, and now I’m on antibiotics.”
Unknown: "I have to start drinking better scotch, cause this is younger than my wife."
Unknown: "Smacking him and porn are not mutually exclusive!"
Sgt Steve: "Within limits, it's good to get Uncle Kage excited."
From the cause of much of previous year's drama: "How come there's not as much drama this year?"
Unknown attendee: "Huskies are the new fox."
Anonymous (archly): "Is somebody's gaydar off?"
Staffer: "GEN-dar. GEN.dar."
Dan (referring to a tight-assed attendee): "What is that guy doing here?"
MarkO: "Converting from a tight end to wide receiver."
First-year staffer: "I got scratched by a couple of catgirls, but I couldn't tell what gender they were."
Kay: "Bad gaydar?"
Dan: "Bad GEN-dar. Bad GEN-dar."
Kay: "Think of it as a plate of pickles. Take the ones you like, leave the others alone."
Dan: "If there's a pickle, you probably don't want it."
Tina: "Where's a fucking riding crop when you need one?"
She: "I'm not drunk enough to do this."
He: "What are you drunk enough to do?"
Eric Long: "He either needed more to drink or better medication."
Someone describing Mach: "He's a jailhouse straight."