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The Five Pillars of Furry

1. All furries must testify that foxy fluffs are everything, and that huskies are the new foxes.

2. All furries must learn the lyrical, melodic, and choreographic structures of the song "Never Gonna Give You Up" to a proficiency such that he or she can recognize in short notice when a "Rick Roll" is being performed, and consequentially sing along, applaud, groan audibly, or otherwise react as appropriate.

3. All furries must obtain at least six hours of sleep, at least two square meals, and at least one shower, per solar day during all furry gatherings and conventions.

4. All furries must walk down any flight of stairs they wish to traverse, in an orderly and safe manner. Throwing oneself down, diving down, and otherwise tumbling down any flight of stairs is expressly prohibited.

5. All furries must make a pilgrimage to participate in the mecca known as Anthrocon at least once in their lifetime, if they are able-bodied and able to afford it.


Jul. 1st, 2008 07:23 pm (UTC)
I will acknowledge huskeys arethe new foxes when they appologize for forcing the cats to exert themselves and pwn the slobbery lot of them when they invaded our 100% appropriately named panel. :<
(ohnoes! teh drama! It was really funny, and I wish there'd been more feline suiters at our panel to push back the horde of huskeys... was worried when the tables started getting run in to, though. And I want video of ALL of it!)

I've found that, if you aren't in to dancing, the only hard part of 6:2:1 to get is the square meals. It helps to have roomies to go to breakfast with, though.
Jul. 2nd, 2008 12:48 am (UTC)
I slept through your panel. One less troll I guess.


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