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The Five Pillars of Furry

1. All furries must testify that foxy fluffs are everything, and that huskies are the new foxes.

2. All furries must learn the lyrical, melodic, and choreographic structures of the song "Never Gonna Give You Up" to a proficiency such that he or she can recognize in short notice when a "Rick Roll" is being performed, and consequentially sing along, applaud, groan audibly, or otherwise react as appropriate.

3. All furries must obtain at least six hours of sleep, at least two square meals, and at least one shower, per solar day during all furry gatherings and conventions.

4. All furries must walk down any flight of stairs they wish to traverse, in an orderly and safe manner. Throwing oneself down, diving down, and otherwise tumbling down any flight of stairs is expressly prohibited.

5. All furries must make a pilgrimage to participate in the mecca known as Anthrocon at least once in their lifetime, if they are able-bodied and able to afford it.


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Jul. 1st, 2008 10:27 am (UTC)
I was one of the first people (at least in my seating area) during the masquerade that realized we got Rick Rolled, and consequently cursed and informed my neighbors just how owned we were. Then you did it AGAIN on the second floor of the Westin during the Dead Dog party.
Jul. 1st, 2008 12:45 pm (UTC)
but i dont want to learn rick roll stuff.
Jul. 1st, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
what no
Jul. 1st, 2008 02:50 pm (UTC)
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:37 pm (UTC)
And dragons are the new huskies, but that's not quite a pillar.
Jul. 1st, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
I performed Never Gonna Give You Up at least 10 times outside the westin this past weekend.
Jul. 1st, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't want anything to do with a Rick Roll even if it was the featured sushi dish offered in the most prestigious Japanese restaurant.

I whole-heartedly agree with #3.

#5 has been accomplished.
Jul. 1st, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
I definitely got #3 and #5 covered.
Jul. 1st, 2008 07:23 pm (UTC)
I will acknowledge huskeys arethe new foxes when they appologize for forcing the cats to exert themselves and pwn the slobbery lot of them when they invaded our 100% appropriately named panel. :<
(ohnoes! teh drama! It was really funny, and I wish there'd been more feline suiters at our panel to push back the horde of huskeys... was worried when the tables started getting run in to, though. And I want video of ALL of it!)

I've found that, if you aren't in to dancing, the only hard part of 6:2:1 to get is the square meals. It helps to have roomies to go to breakfast with, though.
Jul. 2nd, 2008 12:48 am (UTC)
I slept through your panel. One less troll I guess.
Jul. 2nd, 2008 12:47 am (UTC)
3 and 5 are the only true pillars. the others are solely for the lulz.
Jul. 2nd, 2008 05:24 am (UTC)
Yay! I can do all five!
Jul. 2nd, 2008 09:24 am (UTC)
You sir, are awesome. =3
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